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Pain in the ass

“What do you mean, your butt hurts?”

Exactly the way it sounds.

“My butt … hurts.”

And I have no idea what the cause is. I don’t think it’s hemorrhoids. It may be some sort of bursitis.

For all I know, I broke my butt.

“Yeah, cracked it right down the middle.”

Actually, yes, that’s where it hurts. [Read more: Click here]

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Ba-a-a-d customer service

To make a long story short: We’re changing cable and Internet providers.

How we got there …

Well, for starters, we weren’t unhappy with Comcast/Xfinity until the past couple of weeks, though actually we could’ve been unhappy customers dating back a little while. Ever since the company changed its on-screen menu, about a month ago or so, we’ve had problems with the TV service – screen freezes being one issue, another, bigger issue being the inability for us to access on-demand TV. [Read more: Click here]

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