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"What do you mean, your butt hurts?" Exactly the way it sounds. "My butt ... hurts." And I have no idea what the cause is. I don’t think it’s hemorrhoids. It may be some sort of bursitis..
To make a long story short: We're changing cable and Internet providers. How we got there ....
Can't think of a better way to say it. I've lost count of how many of my friends are on the outs with their spouses of late..
"We got what we wanted." "How?" "Um, well, everybody was talking about us." "But they're done talking now." "Yeah, but when they were talking, you know ...".
“Yeah, OK. I was talking out of my ass there. What? You thought I was serious? I don’t believe half the crap that I say. I just like the sound of my voice.”.